Humor - Stand-up comedy, funny stuff and jokes


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(Coming soon: humor categories: Clean, moderate and P.C. daring.)

Trending Humor:


Q: What did the snail say when the turtle gave it a ride?
A: Wheeeeeeeeee......


Q: What's the difference between a violin and a trampoline?

A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline


Q: Why can't you play cards in the Jungle?

A: Too many Cheetahs.


Q: What animal has the best immune system?

A: Anteaters.... because they are full of anti-bodies


Q: What was Madonna before she became famous?

A: A Prima Donna.


Q: What do you get when call a belt made out of watches?

A: A waste of time!


Q: What is the definition of a "Dad" joke?

A: It's apparent.



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